
Everything Everywhere All at Once but Make It Ads: Where AI Eats Strategy, Payments Become Media Empires, Agencies Hug Their Frenemies, and Everyone Swears This Time the Black Box Is Different
The ad industry has officially entered its no one is in charge and everyone is monetizing everything phase. Google is automating media buying into a polite dictatorship, PayPal is turning your purchase history into a media plan, The Trade Desk is cozying up to the very ecosystems it once side eyed, and Omnicom is letting bots quietly ghost the middlemen. Meanwhile, retail media blew up the last remaining guardrails so now the same companies can target you, sell to you, and tell advertisers it worked without anyone asking too many annoying questions. The throughline is not innovation. It is control consolidation dressed up as convenience, with a side of AI to make it sound inevitable.
And the best part is everyone is pretending this is still a competitive market instead of a land grab with better UX. AI is no longer the story because AI is the floor, not the ceiling. The real game is who owns the data, who owns the pipes, and who gets to define “outcomes” in a system where they also control the inputs. Transparency is suddenly trendy again, which is hilarious because opacity built half these businesses in the first place. What you are watching is not disruption. It is the ad industry finally admitting it wants to be a closed loop, end to end, self grading machine and hoping no one notices who is holding the answer key.
Google’s AI Ad Machine Eats Its Own Children
Automation for thee, “choice” for thee, and margins for Google
Google is done asking. It is now gently forcing advertisers into its AI stack while smiling like this is a favor. AI Max is exploding, Performance Max is already a four million advertiser machine, and now every one of those budgets is being piped straight into AI Overviews, those weird little answer boxes that feel like search results written by a committee of robots.
The real move is not the growth, it is the elimination of friction and, conveniently, control. “AI Brief” turns campaign strategy into a prompt field, which sounds empowering until you realize the machine is now doing the thinking and you are doing the hoping. And those “automatic upgrades” from legacy campaigns in September are not optional in any meaningful sense. This is not innovation. This is absorption with a UX layer.
PayPal Wants to Be Your Media Agency Now
Your purchase data just got a promotion and a god complex
PayPal has decided that seeing every transaction on Earth was too boring, so now it wants to decide which ads you see and whether they worked. Its new offering plugs into streaming and the open web, stitching together its purchase data with inventory from companies like Warner Bros. Discovery and Tubi.
This is what happens when “closing the loop” becomes a personality trait. PayPal is not just connecting dots. It is drawing the whole picture and selling you the interpretation. The same company that processes the sale now grades the ad that led to it. That is not measurement. That is self-reported performance with a fintech logo slapped on top.
The Trade Desk Discovers Cooperation Because It Has To
If you cannot beat the ecosystem, quietly move into it
Jeff Green is suddenly empathetic toward agencies, which is rich coming from a guy who built a business on cutting out inefficiencies that suspiciously looked like agencies. At the same time, The Trade Desk is integrating into platforms like Pacvue and Skai, effectively admitting that its clean open web narrative does not map to how advertisers actually spend money anymore.
This is not a partnership era. This is a capitulation era with better PR. Retail media has collapsed the walls between channels, and now TTD is showing up “alongside” inventory it once treated like it had a rash. Independence sounds great until clients want everything in one place and your platform is not it.
Omnicom’s AI Agents Fire the Middlemen
Nothing personal, just your entire business model evaporating
Omnicom is no longer “testing” agentic buying. It is doing it. Bots are now executing media buys directly with publishers, powered by its OMNI platform and Acxiom data, while humans sit nearby pretending this is still a team sport.
The spin is efficiency. The reality is margin gravity. Cut out intermediaries, shorten the supply chain, keep more of the money. Simple. The uncomfortable part is what happens to everyone who used to justify their existence by making things complicated. AI just made complicated look unnecessary. That is not disruption. That is a quiet layoff disguised as progress.
AI Is Everywhere, Which Means It Is Officially Boring
Congrats, your “AI powered” pitch now means absolutely nothing
At Possible, the industry finally admitted what anyone with a functioning brain already knew. AI is no longer a differentiator. It is table stakes. It is plumbing. It is the thing you stop mentioning because everyone has it and nobody cares.
Now the problem is worse. There is too much data, too many tools, and not nearly enough clarity. AI was supposed to simplify decision making. Instead it amplified confusion and hid it behind dashboards. What clients want now is not more machine learning. They want to know what is happening, why it is happening, and whether anyone is gaming the system. Transparency is suddenly cool again, which is ironic because opacity paid for half the yachts in this industry.
Google and Microsoft Print Money With AI and Call It Innovation
Turns out if you own search, AI just makes you richer faster
Alphabet and Microsoft just reported earnings that basically translate to “AI is working great if you already have a monopoly.” Google Search revenue is up big, YouTube ads are humming, and AI is “lighting up every part of the business,” which is CEO-speak for we found new ways to monetize the same intent signals.
Microsoft is doing its own victory lap with Bing and Copilot, now claiming over a billion monthly users. The narrative is that AI is transforming search. The reality is more boring and more profitable. People are still searching, clicking, and buying. The wrapper changed. The cash register did not.
Retail Media Breaks the Rules and Then Burns the Rulebook
Measurement and media finally admit they have been hooking up for years
The whole retail media explosion is dragging the industry into a place it used to pretend was off limits. Measurement companies are becoming media players. Media platforms are becoming measurement companies. Everyone is suddenly fine with grading their own homework as long as the numbers look good.
The Trade Desk integrations, Nielsen spinouts, Circana’s activation push, SPINS buying shoppable ad tech, it all points to the same thing. The old “church and state” separation between measurement and media is dead. Now it is one messy, profitable entanglement where the data, the ad, and the sale all live under one roof.
AI Is Everywhere, Which Means It Is Officially Worthless as a Buzzword
If everything is AI, nothing is interesting
And then there is the industry’s favorite drinking game. Count how many times someone says “AI” before you lose the will to live. At Possible, the mask slipped. AI is not the product. It is the baseline. It is the thing you stop bragging about because everyone has it and nobody is impressed anymore.
The problem now is not access to AI. It is what the hell you do with it. There is too much data, too many dashboards, and not nearly enough clarity. The winners are not the ones yelling “AI powered” the loudest. They are the ones who can actually explain outcomes without hiding behind a black box. Which, inconveniently, is harder.

The Trade Desk's Sudden Bromance With Agencies Is the Most Transparent Performance in AdTech
Or: How Jeff Green Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Middlemen He Spent a Decade Trying to Murder
Let me set the scene for you, darlings. It's April 27, 2026. The Possible conference in Miami Beach. Jeff Green, the man who built an empire on the gospel of "agencies are bloated parasites clogging the programmatic arteries," takes the stage with media dealmaker Michael Kassan and suddenly, miraculously, like Saul on the road to Damascus, discovers empathy.
"You can't keep taking money out of the middle, providing a higher level of service in a more complicated ecosystem, and do that for less and less," he sighed, performing concern for the very holding companies whose business model he has been actively dismantling. "There has been this pressure being added to the companies in between the advertiser and publisher," he added, as if he hadn't personally helped bolt the pressure plate to their chests.
Reader, I nearly choked on my matzah.
This is the same Jeff Green whose entire founding mythology, whose every keynote for the better part of a decade, whose OpenPath product launched in 2022, was predicated on the idea that agencies were the problem. The middlemen. The opacity merchants. The fee-skimming intermediaries standing between noble brands and the holy land of inventory. And in the very same Possible appearance where he played Florence Nightingale to the holding companies, he also declared "This moment is one of the greatest opportunities that I think any of us will ever see in this space."
Opportunity for whom, exactly, Jeffrey?
The Receipts Are Right There, Sweetie
Let's review the timeline, because apparently we're all supposed to have collective amnesia.
In March 2026, Publicis Groupe pulled the plug. Not quietly. Not diplomatically. With a memo. "We have a responsibility to our clients to conduct thorough due diligence when it comes to our vendors. In this case, an experienced independent auditor concluded that The Trade Desk did not pass the audit," Publicis told its clients. The kicker? "None of the options proposed by The Trade Desk resolved the issues raised by the audit. As a result of the audit findings we will no longer be recommending The Trade Desk as a solution for our clients."
The audit, leaked to Adweek, found that The Trade Desk "improperly applied their DSP fee to other fees" it charged Publicis and some of its clients for tools that they were automatically opted into, without providing evidence that the holdco or its clients authorized the addition of those purchases. Translation for the kids in the back: TTD allegedly charged people for things they never asked for, using pricing structures they never agreed to.
Green's response to this rather pointed accusation? He went on LinkedIn, naturally, where he insisted "TTD has not 'failed' any audit ever" and added that it "bothers" him "when leaders of non-transparent business models are critical of those of us who are setting the bar, especially when they advocate for moving dollars to more opaque platforms and transaction methods."
So in March, agencies are non-transparent villains advocating for opacity. In April, agencies are noble warriors crushed beneath the weight of an unfair ecosystem. The whiplash, my friends. The whiplash.
The "Cooperation" Pivot Is Capitulation in a Cucinelli Sweater
So what does Green actually do when three of the largest holding companies on Earth simultaneously decide they've had enough of his "cleanest path"? He announces, on the very same day as his sudden empathy tour, that TTD is integrating with Pacvue and Skai for retail media workflows. He frames this as empowering agencies and brands.
No.
This is not partnership. This is what getting dumped looks like when you have a publicist. Retail media has eaten the channel silos that TTD's pure-play DSP model depended on. Brands want one-stop platforms. TTD cannot deliver that alone. So now, the company that spent years sneering at walled garden inventory is parking itself alongside that very inventory and calling it innovation.
Green still insists, with a straight face, that The Trade Desk "still views itself as a challenger despite its scale", which is roughly equivalent to a $40 billion publicly traded S&P 500 company describing itself as a plucky little startup. The company joined the S&P 500 in July 2025, the first independent ad tech company to do so in roughly two decades. The challenger cosplay is wearing thin.
Meanwhile, the Direct-to-Brand Knife Stays Firmly in the Back
Here's the part that really cooks my brisket. While Green is on stage performing his one-man show titled "I Feel Your Pain, Holding Companies," TTD is simultaneously:
Pushing Kokai, the self-service AI platform designed so brands don't need agencies to operate it, and which an audit reportedly flagged for unauthorized campaign setting changes.
Inking direct deals like the THG Beauty partnership in February 2026, which gave the brand event-level retail data access without clean rooms, cutting agencies entirely out of the data conversation.
Launching OpenTTD on March 4, consolidating UID2, EUID, OpenPass, OpenAds, OpenPath, and OpenSincera under one roof, the entire infrastructure layer designed for developers, publishers, and brands to bypass traditional agency workflows.
So which is it, Jeff? Are agencies your beloved partners struggling under the cruel weight of modern margins, or are they the inefficient middlemen your entire product roadmap is engineered to obsolete? Because you cannot run the disintermediation playbook on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and then weep for the disintermediated on Tuesday and Thursday.
Well, you can. He clearly is. But we're allowed to notice.
The Frenemy Strategy Has a Name, and It's Just "Strategy"
What's actually happening here is much simpler than the empathy theater suggests. TTD has built a system where it captures spend regardless of who pulls the trigger. Brands buying direct through Kokai? TTD wins. Agencies buying through the traditional DSP? TTD wins. Retail media integrations through Pacvue and Skai? TTD wins.
The empathy is not a worldview shift. It's a hedge. Agencies still control enormous volumes of spend and TTD cannot afford to fully alienate them while it builds out the brand-direct future. So Green says nice things from the stage while the engineers ship product that hollows out agency value.
It's worth noting Green chose to deliver this performance to Michael Kassan, the renowned media dealmaker, on a friendly stage. As one industry observer noted recently, "Jeff Green in 2025 and 2026 does not do hostile stages. He does not sit across from someone who is going to open with 'your stock is down two thirds, what went wrong.' He does not take questions from journalists covering the agency tensions, the missing CTO, or the gap between the AI narrative and what Kokai actually does under the hood." The stages are curated. The empathy is curated. The narrative is curated.
The product roadmap, however, does not lie.
What to Watch on May 7
Q1 earnings drop May 7, and the only number that matters is the brand-direct versus agency-mediated revenue split. Q1 2026 guidance already came in soft at $678 million, implying just 10.1% year-over-year growth, a sharp deceleration from 14.27% in Q4 and 25% in Q1 of last year. Wall Street is nervous. Green dropped $150 million of his own money on TTD stock in March to project confidence. A board member resigned. The CTO seat sits empty.
If brand-direct revenue is growing materially faster than agency-mediated revenue, and it almost certainly is, then every word Green said at Possible was theater. Beautiful theater. Emmy-worthy theater. But theater.
The agencies, to their credit, seem to have figured this out. Dentsu, WPP, and Publicis didn't walk away because they misunderstood OpenPath. They walked away because they understood it perfectly.
The rest of us should probably catch up.
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