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Snapchat is the platform people dismiss casually and then obsess over privately.
Snapchat Isn’t Small. You’re Just Old. And Ugly.
Snapchat is the platform people dismiss casually and then obsess over privately.
It’s the app planners wave away as “interesting but niche” while it quietly absorbs the daily lives of the people they claim to be chasing.
It’s the chapter everyone pretends is optional.
Right up until the future shows up unannounced and asks why no one bothered to read the footnotes.
This is the grounding chapter.
The reset.
The one that gets forwarded around Slack with a thin layer of irony and a subject line that says “worth a look,” which is professional code for this made me uncomfortable but I can’t explain why.
Snapchat doesn’t trigger resistance because it’s weak.
It triggers resistance because it exposes how outdated most media intuition has become.
Snapchat isn’t small.
It’s just not built for you.
The Numbers Everyone Knows, But No One Sits With
In 2025, Snapchat quietly holds roughly 18–20 million U.S. users aged 13–17.
It reaches more than 90% of 13–24-year-olds and roughly three-quarters of 13–34s in key markets.
That is not a niche.
That is near-total saturation of the next consumer class.
Put differently:
If you wanted to design a platform that owns future demand, you would struggle to do better than this on purpose.
Meanwhile, Facebook clings to single-digit millions of under-18 users, largely legacy accounts. Digital inheritance. Profiles created years ago, now checked the way people check voicemail.
Not dead.
Just no longer alive in any meaningful sense.
If platforms were physical spaces, Facebook would be a carefully maintained civic center with perfect acoustics and an aging audience.
Snapchat would be the crowded, noisy town square no one controls and everyone under 25 assumes will always exist.
Why Reach Is the Wrong Obsession
Here’s where the conversation usually goes off the rails.
Snap’s real advantage is not reach.
It’s habit.
Snapchat users open the app 30 to 40 times a day. Not in long, indulgent sessions. Not to scroll endlessly. They open it in fragments. In passing. Between moments.
A glance.
A snap.
A reply.
A signal that says: I’m here and you’re here too.
It’s camera-first and chat-first, private by default, repetitive in a way that feels boring until you realize boredom is exactly how infrastructure behaves.
Nobody romanticizes plumbing.
They just expect it to work every time.
Snapchat doesn’t compete for attention the way feeds do.
It embeds itself into reflexes.
That distinction matters more than any CPM comparison.
The Generational Blind Spot Masquerading as Strategy
Most media decision-makers live in feeds.
Feeds reward projection, performance, and public cleverness. They feel like “media,” so they feel important. Snapchat does not flatter that instinct.
Snapchat opens to a camera, not a stage.
It routes users into conversations, not audiences.
Virality happens quietly, inside private threads, without applause or metrics to screenshot.
For planners trained to equate visibility with value, this feels unsettling.
So it gets dismissed as unserious.
That dismissal is not analytical.
It’s autobiographical.
People mistake unfamiliar behavior for insignificant behavior all the time.
History is full of examples.
This will not be the first one.
Snapchat Is Not a Stage. It’s a Utility.
Teenagers do not go to Snapchat to perform.
They go there to exist.
They send disappearing messages.
They maintain streaks that feel meaningless until they break.
They share unpolished images, half-thoughts, and moments that were never meant to be archived.
This kind of behavior does not spike and fade.
It settles in.
That’s how platforms win.
Not with spectacle, but with repetition.
Not by being loved, but by being necessary.
Nobody announces they’re quitting Snapchat.
They just grow older inside it.
Same way people grew older inside email.
Then texting.
What the Next Buying Class Is Learning Right Now
The next generation is learning, inside Snapchat, how advertising is allowed to feel.
Which brands blend into conversations.
Which ones interrupt.
What feels native.
What feels invasive.
They’re learning how commerce slips quietly into communication instead of shouting for attention.
They are learning all of this outside the feed economy most marketers are still optimized around.
Treating that reality as a brand safety concern is not caution.
It’s professional denial with a badge and a meeting invite.
The Part You’ll Pretend You Knew All Along
Snapchat is not a niche youth platform.
It is the default communication layer for the next decade of consumers.
It is habit, not hype.
Infrastructure, not entertainment.
A quiet system doing loud work while everyone else debates impressions.
You don’t have to like Snapchat.
You just have to stop pretending it doesn’t matter.
Stay Bold, Stay Curious, and Know More than You Did Yesterday.

The Rabbi of ROAS


